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A couple was travelling by car at 100 km/h.
The wife said: "Honey, we've been married for 15 years, but I want to divorce."
The husband remained quiet, and increased speed to 120 km/h.
The wife continued: "Don't come asking me to change my mind, I'm having an affair with your best friend, who is a lot better in bed than you."
He remained quiet and increased speed to 130 km/h.
She continued: "I want the house."
The speed went to 140 km/h
"I want the kids."
The speed was now 150 km/h.
"I also want the car and all credit cards."
The speed increased to 160 km/h. He remained quiet.
She finally asks: "Don't you want anything?"
He answered: "No, I got everything I need."
"What do you have?" she asked.
He answered, "I have the Air Bag!", as he veered into a brick wall.
The wife said: "Honey, we've been married for 15 years, but I want to divorce."
The husband remained quiet, and increased speed to 120 km/h.
The wife continued: "Don't come asking me to change my mind, I'm having an affair with your best friend, who is a lot better in bed than you."
He remained quiet and increased speed to 130 km/h.
She continued: "I want the house."
The speed went to 140 km/h
"I want the kids."
The speed was now 150 km/h.
"I also want the car and all credit cards."
The speed increased to 160 km/h. He remained quiet.
She finally asks: "Don't you want anything?"
He answered: "No, I got everything I need."
"What do you have?" she asked.
He answered, "I have the Air Bag!", as he veered into a brick wall.

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